AMAs

American Music Award performances. Meh.

Maybe its because that guilty pleasure of mine really just has set the level so high for performances. I mean, she made Rihanna look boring.



Janet – although the lip synching seemed to be in full effect, I really enjoyed seeing her classics on stage . I do love a good awards show medley…and wait…who are those dancers in the background? Oh its little Nico and Natalie from SYTYCD Canada Season 1. Must have been a dream come true for them….oh wait when they panned to Fergie during “If I were your girl” was she wearing the same dress that Shakira AND Pink showed up wearing at the VMAs? So passé..

Jay-Z & Alicia – fantabulous. Legendary. All that jazz and a bag of chips. Make that a gazillion bags. They just keep bringing it, don’t they? Nice touch with the New York, New York entrance.

Carrie Underwood – She did her thing well but it wasn’t awards-show special.

Adam Lambert – In other American Idol news - Too much. Too obviously choreographed. That is all I have to say about that.

Jennifer Lopez – good thing she has that ass of hers insured. Is it funny that she’s not even wearing Louboutins and that’s the name of her song? She has sneakers on and still cant stay on her feet.

Eminem – I still cant get over how different his face looks.


Shakira – the crowd dancing didn’t lend itself well to cameras.


Mary J Blige – oh there she is! I thought she had disappeared, maybe out on a jungle safari? Maybe off to a secluded island? Who knew she was still around? Is it just me or does the chorus to this song sound like the PCD “Stick WitChu”? Mad respect for her though. Come’on you cant say this song wasn’t on your playlist all through 2001